but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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