We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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