are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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