i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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