I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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