i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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