Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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