i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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