Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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