My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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