no, he came in my armpit
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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