are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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