I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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