On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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