They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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