he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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