Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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