Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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