i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
