It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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