didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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