so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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