She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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