Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it's great music for shaving your balls
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He has the fingertips of a God
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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