I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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