So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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