she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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