Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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