id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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