I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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