oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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