I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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