Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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