Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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