What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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