I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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