He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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