I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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