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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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