im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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