ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
