You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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