And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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