I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
