Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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