Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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