I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
