if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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