Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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