we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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