Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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