i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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